anonymous DA submission, 2/7/2026, Portland, Or
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date: 2.7.2026
Last night we gave Dean’s Car Care in NE Portland a redecorating under cover of darkness. Dean’s is owned and operated by fascist sympathizing power-couple Dean Gluesenkamp and Washington State representative Marie Perez Gluesenkamp, a Democrat who voted in January for additional funding for ICE, enabling them to continue kidnapping and murdering our neighbors and occupying our cities. We sprayed “DEAN’S WIFE FUNDS ICE” across the side of the shop and drenched the storefront in bright orange with paintbombs made from hollowed out eggs. It was quick and easy fun, and a little exhilarating due to an unexpected burglary alarm activating from the impact of the paintbombs against the windows. We slipped back into the dark unseen, satisfied with our work and filled with the jouissance and freedom of criminality.
We invite readers to consider hitting the shop again when our paint has inevitably been removed or buffed over. Paint is temporary, but a business’s capacity to operate is also conditional on how costly we make it for them to stay in our city.
We promise total and unrelenting hostility towards ICE and their enablers. These fuckers should feel unsafe everywhere they go. They should be afraid to be seen out in public. They should be afraid to clock in at their workplaces and afraid to exist in their own homes.
Dean! You, your business, and your chopped-ass Nazi wife with her horrible bangs are not safe in Portland. We are always watching, and we are everywhere.
-some feral anarchists
