anonymous DA submission, 3/26/25, Portland, Or

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“Earlier this week we fucked up a Tesla Model X while the cops were preoccupied with surveilling a noise demo in front of ICE. We moved quickly and efficiently, spray painting the side cameras, redecorating the exterior with a paint bomb made from a lightbulb, and smashing the windshield with a heavy rock. We did this simply out of our revulsion and hatred for the surveillance apparatus that Tesla has been integrated into as well as the extractive practice of green capitalism that rapes the earth and obliterates communities to produce these vehicles. Much like Ring cameras and other residential doorbell recording devices, Teslas are being used in investigations as a less obvious alternative to traditional visible security systems. We encourage the proliferation of attacks against these devices of control wherever and whenever the opportunity arises. Plus, its just fun to think that some rich white dipshit had to see his million dollar toy smashed up and repainted!

Fuck this technocratic nightmare! Free Palestine! Death to Israel!

–  some anarchists”